Yes, this is a wine review, not a letter to Penthouse. This is a red table wine from Folie a Deux Winery in California. It is a blend of three varietals - Zinfandel, Merlot, and Cabernet. It is a pretty well-balanced wine.

Not a wine I'd use to try to impress someone, but a good table wine, overall.

This is a pair of wines that happened to overlap during their consumption, and then were delayed in their review. The Big Block Red is a blend of red wines from Australia, put together by Benjamin John Riggs: 39% Cabernet, 27% Petit Verdot, 24% Shiraz, 6% Merlot, and 4% Malbec. The Pinot Grigio is the white wine, which comes from Napa County, California.

Neither are particularly memorable - either towards the positive or towards the negative.

This is a well-balanced red wine from McLaren Vale, Australia. Besides being very rich, this wine is notable for its cork: it has a Zork.

I would recommed this wine.

This is a white wine from South Africa, named after a mythical bird. I think it is kind of acidic. Not that great, overall.

Bing's comment is that it isn't that bad.

This is a red wine from Australia. Bing thought this wine okay... not impressive. I agree.